gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

brbjellyfishing:

victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans

STOOPPPPO

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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(Source: postllimit)

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unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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ulltron:

i dont have an faq because no one fucking asks me anything

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest)

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

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