shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising)

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

awfully-flawless:

APMAS Photobooth. (+)

(Source: defogs)

gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

(Source: spookyskeletonpics)

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

(Source: apasionat)

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

friedchickenugget:

me when i go on vacation

(Source: ira-animae)

epoustouflantlouis:

best of John during his Q&A in the comments of “RUN" (august 14th, ‘14)

Garrett Nickelsen · Warped Tour 2014

(Source: thatmojomusic)